Posted 1 month ago

I fucking hate Home Depot. Hate it! Because that’s where your childhood goes to die. It really is, it’s where your childhood goes to die. The second… the one day you go in to a Home Depot and you’re like, “Oooo knobs.” You’re dead. You’re dead inside. All of us have had that moment where we’re like, “That’s a cute little mailbox.” Bury your dreams ‘cause you’re not a kid any more.

(Source: silverrock)

Posted 1 month ago
Posted 1 month ago
sifu-hotman:

OMG I LAUGHED TOO HARD.

sifu-hotman:

OMG I LAUGHED TOO HARD.

(Source: enterspookybootytown)

Posted 1 month ago

theheatofthesouth:

Suddenly you’re 21 and you’re screaming along in your car to all the songs you used to listen to when you were sad in middle school and everything is different but everything is good

Posted 2 months ago
Posted 2 months ago

kittykatfromhell:

THIS IS SO CUTE

(Source: srsfunny)

Posted 2 months ago

(Source: doingit4-me)

Posted 2 months ago
I hate people generally, but I like people individually.
introverts (via janesblueheaven)
Posted 2 months ago

ONLY TEXANS WILL BE ABLE TO READ THIS:

gaypee:

howdy y’all sweet iced tea hook em horns remember the alamo

Posted 2 months ago

officialcrow:

dekutree:

There’s something so comforting about being in GameStop

knowing im the best looking and smelling person in there

(Source: dekutrickortreat)

Posted 2 months ago

reblog if you are cute and unstoppable

(Source: shae-o-lantern)

Posted 2 months ago
Posted 2 months ago

zohbugg:

kako-pumpkin:

lonely-ler:

thiscartoonlife:

Witty banter

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIF SET FOR THE LONGEST TIME!

OH GOD THIS MOVIE THIS IS THE BEST MOVIE

YOU FORGOT THE BEST PART

(Source: dysfunctiocerebri)

Posted 2 months ago

sharpayevons:

"At least you love me." I say to my pet as I hold them against my chest as they try to get away

Posted 2 months ago

Matilda (1996)

Dir. Danny DeVito

"Everyone is born, but not everyone is born the same. Some will grow to be butchers, or bakers, or candlestick makers. Some will only be really good at making Jell-O salad. One way or another, though, every human being is unique, for better or for worse."

(Source: spikefuckingjonze)